Christoph
Apr 27th, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
- Molly: find me a job
- Christoph: Whore.
- Molly: :(
- Christoph: Petty Thief
- Molly: these are not jobs
- Christoph: Oh, shit.
- Christoph: Is suicide a job?
Apr 26th, 2009 @ 6:05 am
I don’t believe that semen itself is considered pornographic. If I uploaded a video to YouTube showing me poking at a puddle of semen with a pencil, that would be okay, right?
I’m also sure that it is fine and dandy to show breasts on YouTube with the nipples covered. With duct tape perhaps, or maybe post-it notes. So long as nothing is poking out, it should be all right.
So. If I were to cover a girl’s nipples in semen — thick and white, not at all transparent — I wonder if I could convince them not to delete it.
I hope my girlfriend lets me test this out.
@ 5:43 am
You are all hereby convinced to post on the infamously inactive Babble Board
Apr 25th, 2009 @ 3:48 pm
I took this video after I woke up, because I have been meaning to do it for a few days.
Fuck me hard. This is a favorite song of mine, and Heaven plays it perfectly.
I AM OFFICIALLY IMPRESSED.
Reblogged from neighborhood.tragedy.
@ 12:32 am
middle of the road. cjg. 2009
have you ever just layed in the middle of the road? i always wondered what it was like….
Reblogged from Based on a True Story.
Apr 24th, 2009 @ 11:04 am
If I was tased for groping a woman on the bus, and my hand was still on this woman’s breast, would she also be tased?
Apr 21st, 2009 @ 8:37 am
@ 2:13 am
No matter how lost you get, there’s always another corner to careen around at a thousand light years per second.
Some day you’re going to wonder why you didn’t just ask for directions, and I’ll be there with my camera and a laundry list of things you could have done to have made it turn out better.
Trust me, you’ll want to see the look on your face at that moment.
Apr 20th, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
- Tamara: I'm a girl today.
- Tamara: You're not here, but I needed to tell someone.
- Tamara: And, that someone happened to be you.
- Tamara: Perhaps you're asking yourself, "Why? Why would Tamara insist she's a girl today, when clearly she is a girl everyday. On account of the boobs and vagina."
- Tamara: Well, it's because I'm wearing a skirt.
- Tamara: AND it's pink.
- Tamara: I'm a girl today.
Apr 19th, 2009 @ 6:03 am
- Dictionary Moo: I just need to wind down a bit so I can go to sleep.
- fancydink: I can help you wind down
- fancydink: *behaves obscenely*
- Dictionary Moo: hah
- Dictionary Moo: I have a headache.
- fancydink: *behaves ibuprofeny*
- Dictionary Moo: I do believe it is past my bedtime.
- fancydink: I don't have to behave anything for this.
- fancydink: I'm already dreamy~
Apr 18th, 2009 @ 9:09 pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
BEATBOX BEATBOX BEATBOX BEATBOSX BEATNBOS BEATBOWAX BOR%#!! !#@()!@ @!$E)#*$!@)$!@$
Apr 15th, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
@ 7:25 pm
Can you explain the pill bottle in the post below?
@ 12:49 am
(via sincerelywastingaway)
Reblogged from limitless..
Apr 14th, 2009 @ 8:59 am
- FancyDink: I shake babies.
- thisisaconcept: dang
- FancyDink: Ever tried it?
- thisisaconcept: nope
- FancyDink: It's boring at first, but they start to rattle a bit as things come loose, then it's a blast.
- thisisaconcept: :(
- FancyDink: Oh. Do you like babies?
- thisisaconcept: kinda
- FancyDink: Sorry. I should be more careful with who I talk to about my hobbies. how do you feel about dogs?
- thisisaconcept: eh. theyre kind of annoying
- FancyDink: I snap dog necks.
- thisisaconcept: wow
- FancyDink: That's all there is to it. I wish I could claim there were layers of meaning to it, and that I got something out of doing it other than a sadistic feeling of accomplishment
- FancyDink: But I just sort of. Walk up and snap them.
