Christoph

Apr 27th, 2009 @ 12:50 pm

Apr 26th, 2009 @ 6:05 am

I don’t believe that semen itself is considered pornographic. If I uploaded a video to YouTube showing me poking at a puddle of semen with a pencil, that would be okay, right?

I’m also sure that it is fine and dandy to show breasts on YouTube with the nipples covered. With duct tape perhaps, or maybe post-it notes. So long as nothing is poking out, it should be all right.

So. If I were to cover a girl’s nipples in semen — thick and white, not at all transparent — I wonder if I could convince them not to delete it.

I hope my girlfriend lets me test this out.

@ 5:43 am

You are all hereby convinced to post on the infamously inactive Babble Board

Apr 25th, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

neighborhoodtragedy:

I took this video after I woke up, because I have been meaning to do it for a few days.

Fuck me hard. This is a favorite song of mine, and Heaven plays it perfectly.

I AM OFFICIALLY IMPRESSED.

Reblogged from neighborhood.tragedy.

@ 12:32 am

carabelle:

middle of the road. cjg. 2009have you ever just layed in the middle of the road?  i always wondered what it was like….

carabelle:

middle of the road. cjg. 2009
have you ever just layed in the middle of the road?  i always wondered what it was like….

Reblogged from Based on a True Story.

Apr 24th, 2009 @ 11:04 am

If I was tased for groping a woman on the bus, and my hand was still on this woman’s breast, would she also be tased?

Apr 21st, 2009 @ 8:37 am

@ 2:13 am

No matter how lost you get, there’s always another corner to careen around at a thousand light years per second.

Some day you’re going to wonder why you didn’t just ask for directions, and I’ll be there with my camera and a laundry list of things you could have done to have made it turn out better.

Trust me, you’ll want to see the look on your face at that moment.

Apr 20th, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

Apr 19th, 2009 @ 6:03 am

Apr 18th, 2009 @ 9:09 pm

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BEATBOX BEATBOX BEATBOX BEATBOSX BEATNBOS BEATBOWAX BOR%#!! !#@()!@ @!$E)#*$!@)$!@$

Apr 15th, 2009 @ 7:25 pm

@ 7:25 pm

Can you explain the pill bottle in the post below?

@ 12:49 am

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Reblogged from limitless..

Apr 14th, 2009 @ 8:59 am

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