Christoph
Jun 25th, 2011 @ 8:55 pm
It seems unlikely that I would write a post about Casey Anthony
About a week ago Memo Juez informed me that Casey Anthony is a person who exists. After a little research, I learned that she is some sort of a minor celebrity for having possibly killed her kid.
I’ll get to the bottom of this.
If Casey Anthony was not actively involved in killing her baby, it seems likely that she was at least okay with what happened. The case for the defense is basically that Casey found her kid dead in a pool and reacted by stashing the body in the woods and making like nothing had ever happened. When that didn’t work, because she had made the age-old mistake of telling her family that she had a baby and they evidently wanted to see the thing, she called the cops and said that her daughter had been kidnapped a month previously. This is the version of the story designed to make Casey Anthony look good.
Let’s see… Smallville was on, so it had to have been a Thursday… so she was kidnapped… yeah, 31 days ago. Why, have you seen her? lolz
Why are people even interested in the case? There doesn’t seem to be a lot of doubt that Casey Anthony is kind of a dickhead, so it’s a story been told, no? People usually do not care so much about these things unless they are divided on the issue of whether a person is a dickhead or not, because then, at least, it’s something to do (mindless yelling).
I have poured over all of the evidence available to me and come to a conclusion.
Casey Anthony has kind of pretty eyes, and it’s hard to sentence a person with kind of pretty eyes to death. Therefor, free Casey Anthony. I totally get it now, America.
